10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"