10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.