10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"