10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Fook the floosh droo!
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet