10 Random Poker Quotes

I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
You have to piss with the dick you have
Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
in the poker game of life women are the rake