10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.