10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.