10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.