10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)