10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss