10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'