10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.