10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.