10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.