10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!