10 Random Poker Quotes

There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob