10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."