10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson