10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?