10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- im going to 2 out you to death
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker