10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth