10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it