10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek