10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• if u play for the thrill u are ill