10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "No river, no fish."
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave