10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.