10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Fook the floosh droo!
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."