10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks