10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.