10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion