10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.