10 Random Poker Quotes

Liquor up front, poker in the rear
The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
" The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT