10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.