10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- It's Free To Fold...
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach