10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim