10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave