10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.