10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.