10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."