10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones