10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery