10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson