10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery