10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• im going to 2 out you to death
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.