10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.