10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss