10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"