10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)