10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.