10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Fook the floosh droo!
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.